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War Crimes - Marine Boot Camp Haiku

Continuing haikumania's presentation of Ty Hadman's work as part of the haikumania
War Crimes Project we present "Marine Boot Camp Haiku". This piece gives us a real
feeling of the often brutal Boot Camp culture that even now prevails in armies around
the world. - paul t conneally December, 2000.

                         MARINE BOOT CAMP HAIKU


     Taking the oath;
     "I promise to serve GOD
     and my country."

     standing on a set
     of yellow painted footprints
     there’s no turning back

     These footprints were to indicate where the new draftees and recruits had to stand in line while
     waiting to get our heads shaved.

     our hair is gone
     in a matter of minutes
     we look like pathetic monks

     on a bus to the barracks
     no one is allowed to speak
     a single word

     second week of training
     the damn D.I. nicknames me

     D.I. stands for Drill Instructor.

     an exhausting day
     the man beaten up badly
     stifles sobs after taps

     Taps refers to the time of rest, after "lights out!" Sometimes a sad bugle is played.

     lights on at 4 a.m.
     the last man out of bed
     gets a boot in the butt

     chow hall
     four minutes
     for breakfast

     A chow hall is a military cafeteria.

     120 men
     take a piss in 42 seconds
     "two seconds too slow ladies!"

     standing at attention
     hour after hour in the heat
     no one moves an inch

     today we were allowed
     to smoke just one cigarette
     everyone is miserable

     worse than the worst

     parade grounds
     our heels thundering in unison
     music to the D.I.’s ears

     The parade grounds is the place where military marches and inspections are held.

     pugil stick drill:

     Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!

     Kill! Kill! Kill!

     Pugil sticks are used in training men to fight with a bayonet attached to the front end of a rifle in
     hand-to-hand combat.

     climbing up the rope
     by the time I reach the top
     my penis is hard

     twice today I was called
     a slimy dick cock sucking
     son-of-a-bitch of a bastard!

     standing guard duty
     the D.I. hiding inside
     the dipsty-dumpster

     the D.I. just waiting
     for me to make a mistake
     his sadistic eyes

     "Scarecrow! Stand up
     with your arms straight out
     until I say you can move"

     have an upset stomach,
     complain, get punched in the gut,
     then puke my guts out

     fourth week on the rifle range
     I ain’t gettin’ Maggie’s drawers
     no more

     Maggie’s drawers is the name of the flag that is waved when the marksman completely
     misses the target.

     qualifying with the M-14
     my eye and the bull’s-eye
     become one

     The M-14 is a military rifle. The M-16 was mostly used in Vietnam, but a few soldiers
     preferred the heavier, but more accurate M-14.

     Final Inspection:
     the fly on my nose refuses
     to leave me alone

     Graduation Day:
     for the very first time the D.I.
     calls us Marines

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